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Morning Sludge Wingman Laws

May 15, 2008 7:03 AM Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBacks (0)
  1. Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you'll go down together.
  2. Determine the Target(s).
  3. Before you approach the Target(s), establish who is the Pilot and who is the Wingman.
  4. Brief your wingman on the mission and its goals.
  5. Co-piloting is accepted and encouraged if there are multiple quality Targets.
  6. Dont be selfish! Support, not personal gain, is imperative to being a great wingman.
  7. Never turn down your wingman if he picks a Target
  8. Always look out for your wingman's appearance & hygiene (i.e. - let him know if he has something in his teeth or hanging out of his nose).
  9. If you get shot down, be respectful. You never know if the Targets will change their mind or other girls could be watching. They could be friends of future Targets.
  10. Targets are not set in stone. If the Pilot's Target is more interested in the Wingman, switch roles. This will enable a more successful mission.
  11. Know your wingman. Chemistry is essential.
  12. Keep the Target's focus on the Pilot and his best qualities.
  13. Be willing to jump on a grenade for your wingman.
  14. Never be jealous of your wingman. Know that his success is reflective of your mastering of the The Laws and that you are a great wingman.
  15. Always use protection. You never know what missions the Target has played a part.
  16. Carry three condoms; one for you, one for your wingman, and one for when you wake up in the morning. You may not need the third if you jumped on a grenade the night before.
  17. Utilize WingGirl, WingDad, WingMom, WingSis, or WingDog whenever available.
  18. Be open to advice from more experienced and successful wingmen. (i.e. The Silver Fox)
  19. Stay positive. Negativity and bad moods will ultimately damage the mission.
  20. Never block (CB) your wingman!
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  • More Wingman Laws
    22. If Pilot and Wingman have to part ways to take into different battles at different battlefields, always keep the other side informed of your whereabouts. You never know when you will need a ride.

    23. If in a battle and naked, keep your uniform and all your belongings at the same place and near the battlefield. This relates to Billy C comment that you always have to have an escape route.
    By Fede @ 05/28/08 05:12:07 PMreport abuse
  • Wingman Law
    Always have an escape route when you realize the girl is too crazy!
    By Billy C @ 05/15/08 07:10:53 AMreport abuse
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